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What movies have not aged well?

11.06.2025 00:17

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

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Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”She is very sexyful!”

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Live and Let Die

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

-Bond slapping Tracy.